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Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day movie review: not terrible

Wed, Oct 08, 2014
3 comments

It’s strictly for kids, this very silly, mostly sweet tale of middle-school angst, with a few nonconformist hand grenades tossed in for good measure.

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The Boxtrolls movie review: avert your eyes

Thu, Sep 11, 2014
13 comments

There’s a fine line between baroque and grotesque… and The Boxtrolls crosses it. Here is a film that actively makes you want to look away.

| 13 Comments

Earth to Echo movie review: not good enough for me

Thu, Jul 24, 2014
7 comments

An inoffensive time-passer for youngsters, but adult genre fans who recall the 80s classics it draws on — E.T. and The Goonies — will be bored.

| 7 Comments

How to Train Your Dragon 2 movie review: flying higher

Thu, Jun 26, 2014
33 comments

An absolute delight, even better than the first film; a gorgeously animated ode to sticking to your principles in the face of ultimate adversity.

| 33 Comments

Maleficent movie review: fatal enchantment… you know, for kids!

Wed, May 28, 2014
140 comments

Please leave your desire for a well-rounded story in the lockers provided, and keep your arms and legs inside the ride while it is in motion.

| 140 Comments

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 review: black and white and web all over

Fri, Apr 18, 2014
131 comments

Suffers badly by comparison with the cogent, witty Avengers flicks. This feels like a campy Saturday-morning cartoon left over from the 1970s.

| 131 Comments

Rio 2 review: jungle feeble

Thu, Apr 03, 2014
35 comments

This is what passes for a children’s movie these days: a 1950s sitcom drawn in pretty tropical CGI colors with a few mostly forgettable songs tossed in.

| 35 Comments

Muppets Most Wanted review: that’ll do, frog

Wed, Mar 19, 2014
21 comments

Kermit the Frog takes on his biggest challenge yet: dual roles. And truly puts the villain in vaudevillian.

| 21 Comments

The Muppets review: are we not men? we are weirdoes

Wed, Mar 19, 2014
3 comments

What is a Muppet? Is it something one is born? Is it something one chooses? Is it a state of mind? Is it a lifestyle?

| 3 Comments

Mr. Peabody & Sherman review: timey-wimey doggy-waggy

Fri, Feb 28, 2014
12 comments

Wonderfully, sweetly geeky, and full of the sort of goofy yet intriguing adventures that inspire kiddie curiosity in history and art and science.

| 12 Comments
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