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Dracula Untold movie review: it doesn’t suck

Sat, Oct 04, 2014
17 comments

A solid action fantasy more elemental and visceral than I expected, thanks to the potent presence of Luke Evans.

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The Giver movie review: give it back

Thu, Sep 18, 2014
21 comments

A very simplistic Dystopia for Dummies — with a bit of Terrence Malick for Dummies — and inoffensive enough until it devolves into all kinds of stupid.

| 21 Comments

Honeymoon movie review (Edinburgh International Film Festival)

Fri, Sep 12, 2014
3 comments

Very effective in creating an unsettling mood, but its horrific, fantastic speculation ends, frustratingly, just when it could have gotten really intriguing.

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The Boxtrolls movie review: avert your eyes

Thu, Sep 11, 2014
13 comments

There’s a fine line between baroque and grotesque… and The Boxtrolls crosses it. Here is a film that actively makes you want to look away.

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If I Stay movie review: you see me, you really see me

Fri, Aug 29, 2014
1 comment

Honest, emotional teen melodrama with a great performance by Chloe Grace Moretz that serves as a beautiful metaphor for the choices that teen girls face.

| 1 Comment

Deliver Us from Evil movie review: weak spirits

Thu, Aug 21, 2014
10 comments

A rote police procedural conducted by a cardboard movie cop investigating a supposedly demonic evil that simply cannot compete with nonsupernatural reality.

| 10 Comments

Sin City: A Dame to Kill For movie review: meaner streets

Wed, Aug 20, 2014
126 comments

An unnecessary sequel that’s empty and arduous, little more than vignettes on vengeance and cruel parades of sociopathic power.

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Mood Indigo movie review: mood disrupted

Fri, Aug 01, 2014
10 comments

Delightfully bonkers stop-motion vacuumpunk madness comes to an abrupt halt in this mysteriously truncated version of Michel Gondry’s latest romantic whimsy.

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The Zero Theorem movie rating: yellow light

Mon, Jul 21, 2014
1 comment

Terry Gilliam descends into near self-parody with this mess of a mind-frak about a mathematical formula for the meaning of life that has little to say.

| 1 Comment

The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window and Disappeared movie review: yes, that’s what he does

Thu, Jul 03, 2014
4 comments

An absurdist mock epic that is hilarious, outrageous, and completely insane. It’s like a bonkers Swedish Forrest Gump.

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