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A Bad Moms Christmas movie review: cruel coal in the stocking

Wed, Nov 01, 2017
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This rushed sequel is an insult to its progenitor movie. A cheap knockoff that doesn’t understand what made Bad Moms so smart, funny, and feminist-wise.

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Kingsman: The Golden Circle movie review: deliver us from “edgy”

Mon, Sep 25, 2017
115 comments

Save us from male artists who think they are dangerously, uniquely innovative. This stew of toxic masculinity and CGI-cartoon violence is nothing but tediously mundane.

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Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie review: a brief look at the long and the shorts of it

Fri, Jul 21, 2017
2 comments

Sweet, subversive, and absolutely hilarious, at once a snarky superhero sendup and an unironically joyful celebration of friendship and imagination.

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Baywatch movie review: sun’s out, dumb’s out

Fri, May 26, 2017
25 comments

A beach-slap to anyone with a brain. Embodies everything that is wrong with Hollywood today. It is proudly dumb. It is proudly sexist. It is proudly pointless.

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Raw movie review: girly gory allegory

Wed, Apr 19, 2017
8 comments

Cinema as a punch in the gut and not for the squeamish, casting female desire as ravenously predatory in a way that few films have ever had the audacity to do.

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CHiPs movie review: they promised chip would happen, and it did

Mon, Mar 27, 2017
17 comments

Toilet humor, cars exploding for no reason, random naked boobies, and gay panic… although, weirdly, also lots of awkward, unerotic nearly naked Dax Shepard.

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Office Christmas Party movie review: messtivities

Tue, Dec 13, 2016
3 comments

Hangover lite, with even more tepid notions of what constitutes debauchery, plus a true dedication to strained contrivance.

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Bad Santa 2 movie review: been there, done that, licked the candy cane lasciviously

Thu, Nov 24, 2016
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Hard to believe it took 13 years to get a sequel to our screens and still have it show not a hint of Bad Santa’s inspiration or subversion.

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Antibirth movie review: bad baby bad

Wed, Oct 05, 2016
6 comments

Dementedly creepy punk body-horror grossout comedy plays like a padded-out short. But Natasha Lyonne and Chloë Sevigny have a ball as cheerful wastrels.

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Ghostbusters movie review: boo yeah!

Tue, Jul 12, 2016
95 comments

Kate McKinnon’s gleefully reckless physicist is brainy comic mayhem, unlike any female character we’ve seen before. And there are more reasons to cheer.

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