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Mortdecai movie review: stinking mishap

Thu, Jan 22, 2015
7 comments

This painfully unfunny spoof of teddibly British nonsense couldn’t be less amusing if it were actually calculated to be totally laugh-free.

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Horrible Bosses 2 movie review: the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad sequel

Mon, Nov 24, 2014
8 comments

It’s not funny, only its villains speak truth, and its putative heroes are now the horrible bosses… though the movie doesn’t seem to realize that.

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What We Do in the Shadows movie review: there will be blood

Wed, Nov 19, 2014
12 comments

An absolutely hilarious mockumentary combination of utter silliness, social satire, pop-culture cramdown, and heartfelt pathos. And vampires.

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The Boxtrolls movie review: avert your eyes

Thu, Sep 11, 2014
13 comments

There’s a fine line between baroque and grotesque… and The Boxtrolls crosses it. Here is a film that actively makes you want to look away.

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Sex Tape movie review: for shame

Thu, Sep 04, 2014
7 comments

Color me absolutely astonished that this is genuinely sweet and wholly sex-positive. Unfortunately, it’s also completely unfunny.

| 7 Comments

Obvious Child movie review: it doesn’t care if you like it

Fri, Aug 29, 2014
6 comments

Beautifully redresses how the realities of women’s lives are too often ignored on film… and does so with startling raw power and humor.

| 6 Comments

Tammy movie review: women behaving badly

Thu, Jul 03, 2014
16 comments

Dumb, pointless, unentertaining crap. But at least it’s about women. Yay? Nah.

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They Came Together movie rating: green light

Sun, Jun 29, 2014
11 comments

It’s not as raunchy as the title suggests, but Paul Rudd and Amy Poehler pull off a hilarious sendup of every rom-com cliché with only a few (easily forgivable) missteps. I laughed a lot.

| 11 Comments

A Million Ways to Die in the West movie review: “nice guys” need to shut up

Thu, May 29, 2014
109 comments

Director, producer, writer, and star Seth MacFarlane laments the epic romantic tragedy of Seth MacFarlane, who deserves a beautiful girlfriend because he’s “nice.”

| 109 Comments

Blended movie review: smug addiction

Thu, May 22, 2014
48 comments

Adam Sandler goes to Africa, via the tampon aisle, and assumes you’ll agree with him that racism and sexism are family values worth celebrating.

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