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romance

Grand Central movie rating: yellow light

Fri, Jul 18, 2014
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French drama about nuclear workers is riveting when it focuses on the dangers of the job, less so when it devolves into a sexy working-class soap opera.

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The Fault in Our Stars movie review: girl’s own fantasy

Thu, Jun 19, 2014
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Yes, it’s a teenaged girl’s romantic fantasy. And some of it might be in a secret code for young women. Imagine that.

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Belle movie review: untold stories

Fri, Jun 13, 2014
22 comments

Wonderful true story about a mixed-race woman raised in aristocratic late-18th-century England; like the best Jane Austen romance with a social conscience.

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112 Weddings documentary review: after the party ends

Fri, Jun 13, 2014
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A startling and welcome breath of reality for an institution overladen by fantasy in our culture. Happily ever after is hard!

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A Million Ways to Die in the West movie review: “nice guys” need to shut up

Thu, May 29, 2014
109 comments

Director, producer, writer, and star Seth MacFarlane laments the epic romantic tragedy of Seth MacFarlane, who deserves a beautiful girlfriend because he’s “nice.”

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Frequencies (aka OXV: The Manual) movie review: do you feel me?

Sun, May 25, 2014
19 comments

A film to warm the cockles of your geeky heart, an incredibly ambitious and profoundly provocative sci-fi drama about ideas that require no FX to sell them.

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In Secret movie review: do you promise not to tell?

Thu, May 15, 2014
5 comments

If O. Henry and Edgar Allan Poe collaborated on a love story, it might look something like this juicy bit of ironic gothic romance.

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Only Lovers Left Alive movie review: full-blooded

Thu, May 15, 2014
47 comments

I want to crawl inside this movie and curl up in its lap and stay there forever. This movie is so languid and so uncoerced. I want to keep it a secret and let everyone know about it at the same time.

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Pompeii rating: yellow light

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
3 comments

Instantly forgettable but more than passable as a diversion; solid B-movie cheese that’s like Titanic-lite meets Gladiator-lite.

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The Legend of Hercules rating: red light

Tue, Apr 29, 2014
4 comments

Kellan Lutz is the demigod’s density in Renny Harlin’s MST3K-ready retelling of the classical legend. Think Jesus with muscles, by the power of Greyskull.

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