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The Legend of Hercules rating: red light

Tue Apr 29 2014, 04:47pm | 4 comments

The Legend of Hercules red light

Lunkhead Kellan Lutz is the demigod’s density in Renny Harlin’s 300-lite, MST3K-ready retelling of the classical legend. Think Jesus with muscles, by the power of Greyskull.
I’m “biast” (pro): nothing

I’m “biast” (con): nothing

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The Legend of Hercules (2014)
US/Can release: Jan 10 2014
UK/Ire release: Mar 28 2014

MPAA: rated PG-13 for sequences of intense combat action and violence, and for some sensuality
BBFC: rated 12A (contains moderate violence)

viewed in 2D
viewed at a public multiplex screening

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  • Tonio Kruger

    No Bruce Campbell? Then it can’t possibly be worth watching. :)

  • RICK P

    YOU HIT THE HAMMER ON THE NAIL!
    MST3K, THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF.
    WHAT I PEICE OF CRAP ONE OF THE WORST MOVIES I EVER SEEN.
    AT LEAST MST3K MOVIES HAVE HUMMOR.
    TO BAD THEY ARE NOT DOING THAT SHOW ANYMORE CAUSE THATS THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE IT ENTERTAINING, IF AT ALL.

  • Why are you shouting? We’re right in front of you.

  • S.

    All the beefcake is nice to watch but other than that, how could they screw up such a great story? Cinematography is great at points, but the casting and the acting is dull. It LOOKED like 300 but had nothing of its story telling and top rate acting.

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