Green Lantern (terrible movie quotes)
“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)
“Let’s get these pants off and fly some planes.” –Hal Jordan (Ryan Reynolds)
“It’s on the news. That means it’s real.” –Charles (Riley Griffiths), and more
“When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it’s funny in any language.” –Alan (Zach Galifianakis), and more…
“Inner peace, you’re goin’ down!” –Po (the voice of Jack Black), and more…
Yea! A glimpse of Richard Armitage!
I asked recently about preposterous casting, inviting readers to invent the most ridiculous pairing of actor and role imaginable. But no one came close to this, which is real…
Warrior! Sarah Palin is a warrior! Like a Marine! She represents a threat to establishments! The phony intelligensia don’t like her!
In what universe — except for the bonzo one we live in — are “intense prolonged sequences of sci-fi action violence, mayhem and destruction” the equivalent of “some violent content” and “brief strong language”?
It sure does look like one, though…
Not me. Oh gosh, no. I’m sitting safe and comfy indoors on this rainy Thursday. But there have been fans camping out for days in Trafalgar Square for tonight’s premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2…