trailer break: ‘Brighton Rock’
Carey Mulligan was all set to star here till she dropped out to do Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps…
movie buzz
deep thought (re the ‘Dilemma’ poster)
Men look just as ridiculous when Photoshopped into plastic as women do.
trailer break: ‘Paul’
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost together again? Hoorah! The alien is a geek, too? Umm, okay. Jason Bateman as Fox Mulder? Hoorah? Anal-probing jokes? Oh, dear.
trailer break: ‘Justin Bieber: Never Say Never’
I want to know who said it would never happen, who said he would never make it.
trailer break: ‘Gnomeo & Juliet’
It’s funny cuz the garden gnomes make pop-culture references.
trailer break: ‘The Eagle’
Channing Tatum as a soldier in Roman Britain? Oh, that is adorable.
trailer break: ‘The Roommate’
Bitches be crazy! In the shower!
trailer break: ‘Fast Five’
True fact: Fast cars are actually fueled by women’s asses in spandex, not by petroleum-derived gasoline, as is commonly believed.
trailer break: ‘Your Highness’
Rumor has it this is meant to be a comedy. I don’t see it, myself. Unless… oh, I get it: Your Highness. It’s a pot joke. Oh, that is clever.
trailer break: ‘John Carpenter’s The Ward’
It’s just like Shutter Island, except with girls in the shower!
