trailer break: ‘Limitless’
I knew it! Bradley Cooper is not a normal human being: he’s super-duper posthuman awesome. No mere frail mortal human could possibly look like that.
I knew it! Bradley Cooper is not a normal human being: he’s super-duper posthuman awesome. No mere frail mortal human could possibly look like that.
Hey, it’s a newfangled chicks-in-prison exploitation flick! We haven’t had one of those in a while.
Mmmm, plastic in the water. Plastic in our blood. Progress!
A new film from the director of The Triplets of Belleville has gotta be a good thing…
Will the 187,543rd movie about exorcism be any more rationale than 99.99 percent of the rest of them? One hopes…
Does Hollywood truly intend to be more creative, more original… or is this just a clever new marketing tactic?
I bet there isn’t a single giant evil marshmallow mascot stomping on a single church in the whole movie to break up the monotony…
The trailer looks like a bad parody from a particularly depressing episode of Saturday Night Live. (Ed Asner?)
Mine must be Agora, which my fellow critics ignored and audiences never had a chance to find…
Like 80s V, only better than the terrible ABC redo that’s about to return.