wtf: ‘Clash of the Titans 2’ now definitely unavoidable
Maybe this was the 2012 disaster the ancient Mayans were trying to warn us about…
movie buzz
trailer break: ‘Battle: Los Angeles’
Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please let this not suck.
trailer break: ‘Just Go With It’
Why? Why must we be continually subjected to Adam Sandler? Why won’t he just go away?
trailer break: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’
Hoorah! A woman pirate who actually gets to do piratey things, and is played by Penelope Cruz? Awesome!
trailer break: ‘The Lincoln Lawyer’
Ah, the title makes it sound so elegant, so principled, so righteous — surely, this is a film about a lawyer with the honor and dignity of Abe Lincoln, right?
trailer break: ‘Chatroom’
It’s Facebook: The Faux J-Horror Teen Thriller! Don’t go on the Net alone!
Chatroom opens in the U.K. on December 22; no U.S. or Canadian release date has been announced.
trailer break: ‘The Mechanic’
Oo oo oo, Tony Goldwyn is in this. That will make enduring the thuggishness that is Jason Statham slightly more tolerable.
trailer break: ‘Season of the Witch’
She’s a witch! Burn ’er!
trailer break: ‘The Beaver’
Huh. Interesting metaphor. A beaver redeems an apparently irredeemable asshole. Can The Beaver redeem Mel Gibson’s reputation? Will audiences stay away simply because it’s Mel Gibson? Or do we have so short a collective memory that no one will even remember what a jerk Mel Gibson has recently shown himself to be? Or will we remember but not care?
trailer break: ‘Biutiful’
A new film from director Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu and star Javier Bardem can only mean two things: serious art and awards buzz.
