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Take a break from not working on this holiday afternoon: watch a movie trailer… And the ongoing decline of civilization continues. The first Crank was just plain outright insane, and surely a sign of the apocalypse, and perhaps actual proof that Satan is a Hollywood executive. As you can see, Crank 2 will continue the, … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Yeah, why is it weird that a guy has mainly had girlfriends? Why is it weird that someone’s “best friend” would be the person you’re about to marry? What’s wrong with a guy who loves The Devil Wears Prada? Ahh, now I see: guys like that … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Oh the product placement you’ll go! Girls are so cute with their cute shoes and their cute bags and total lack of financial acumen and their lying on their resumes! Aren’t they? Seriously, what man wouldn’t want to just snap us up? And they will! So … more…
I had a little email exchange this week with a representative of the UK Film Council, who explained to me why the U.K. box office numbers aren’t made public till midweek (as I discussed last week). Turns out it’s a matter of paying customers getting first crack at the numbers on Monday. I am not, … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… A little late today, but hey, it’s still time to take a break from work on the West Coast… Ooo, a pastiche of 1950s science fiction! Excellent! And tricky, too. It has to have just the right tone to work. If it’s not bad enough — … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Just an FYI, in case you weren’t already aware, Duran Duran not does appear in this movie. Not even sampled. Notorious opens wide in the U.S. on January 16 and in the U.K. on February 13.
If it’s January, it must be time for the platforming awards bait to start making a splash in wide release: 1. Gran Torino: $29.5 million (NEW in wide release) 2. Bride Wars: $21.1 million (NEW) 3. The Unborn: $19.8 million (NEW) 4. Marley & Me: $11.4 million (3rd week; drops 53%) 5. The Curious Case … more…
I really do wonder about the career of Kevin James. I hope he realizes he was lucky to have come along just at the time when unappealing oafs like him can find work in sitcoms about unironic Homer Simpsons with impossibly attractive wives that celebrate idiocy as all-American. (I’m guessing he may not.) And now … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Wow! Lionsgate is promising a movie that actually shoots flames at the audience? Awesome… and daring. Imagine what the lawsuits are going to be like! In the town of Harmony, don’t expect to be able to run down the frozen food aisle and escape unhacked up. … more…
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Or, The Curious Case of Ocular Buttons? Ah, lovely. I saw the film this week, and I can tell you that this trailer does not ruin the experience the way so many do, that it gives a genuine and fair sense of what you’re in store … more…
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