Batman and Robin (review)

Friends of mine coined themselves a new word after they saw last year’s Spawn: they said it was ‘beyawful’ — ‘beyond awful’ — the worst movie they had ever seen. They have yet to see Batman and Robin…

Tomorrow Never Dies (review)

License to Shill Explosions. Babes. Gadgets. Exotic locales. Nasty bad guys with German accents. A lovely, tuxedo-clad good guy with an English accent. Tomorrow Never Dies (starring Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh, and Teri Hatcher) is a Bond movie. Nuff said. What it does, it does well. But it’s cinematic junk food that you … more…

Bean (review)

Eenie Meenie Beanie Meanie My introduction to the Beanster came on an overnight Virgin Atlantic flight from New York to London in 1992. This was my first time flying Virgin, and I was totally blown away by those little televisions in the seat backs. I had planned to sleep my way to London, but instead … more…