
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (review)
Lacks all sense of magic, of myth, of danger, of humor, of power. A compete and utter all-around disaster…

Lacks all sense of magic, of myth, of danger, of humor, of power. A compete and utter all-around disaster…

Ultimately more sad than scary in ways that are about the power, for both good and ill, of parental love…
Bland generic action pudding that manages to be sociopathic, too.
If only movies could be not tossed aside lightly but thrown with great force…

Contents itself with the mildest of tweaks at both the zombie and the romantic-comedy genres… (new on DVD/VOD in the US and Canada)
What has happened to America’s cheesy film industry? Where is the pride of our grade-Z filmmakers? Does no one care anymore about making decent bad movies?

A movie to make you hate romance, and romantic comedies, and people.
“Paperman” might be the most romantic movie of the year…
Damn near unwatchable. It’s barely even a movie — it’s more like a meatbrawl…

Disturbing body-horror dark satire that sends up our obsession with celebrity…