The Croods (review)
Was this secretly produced by the Institute for Creation Research?
Was this secretly produced by the Institute for Creation Research?
Hints at a new mythology of darkness and light, of scary childhood and even scarier adolescence…
Such a simple little movie…but also sad and strange, and ironic and discomfiting.

I laughed so damn hard at these human Looney Tunes…

Exactly what you expect it to be. Unless you were expecting some Sam Raimi nutso. (new DVD/VOD US/Can)
How, in a few short decades, we’ve gone from “Save the Whales” to “Save the Humans (as Well as the Whales, Obviously)”…
Not just another tale about how the people whose photos come with the picture frames fell in love. This time it’s a thriller, too!

Lacks all sense of magic, of myth, of danger, of humor, of power. A compete and utter all-around disaster…

An enraging film, as it is meant to be, and not just because it is a military microcosm of rape culture at large.

Ultimately more sad than scary in ways that are about the power, for both good and ill, of parental love…