The Pact (trailer)
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that if you’re in a haunted house, playing with a Ouija board is probably not the best idea.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that if you’re in a haunted house, playing with a Ouija board is probably not the best idea.
Nice to see Andy Garcia in a leading role, but could this be more generic?
What’s a kiddie flick without a good animal-boner joke…
The Little Rascals rumble-dance in a military-themed competition, thereby keeping our children mobilized for war at any moment.
Spoiler: looks like Stark Tower is gonna get smashed up for the second time this summer. And it’s not even summer yet.
“Stay away from the abandoned Eastern European radiation disaster zone!” is the new “Don’t go in the creepy empty murder house at the end of the road!”
What is this, Lolita on the Road? This cannot possible go wrong.
Yup, just what I’m looking for: more inventive ways people can be killed onscreen.
I look forward to the next installment in the series, Piranha PP, where it’s all fun jolly penises bouncing in the camera.
Difficult as it may be to believe, the greenband trailer for this film is far more offensive than the redband…