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The Pact (trailer)

Fri, May 18, 2012
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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and posit that if you’re in a haunted house, playing with a Ouija board is probably not the best idea.

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For Greater Glory (trailer)

Thu, May 17, 2012
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Nice to see Andy Garcia in a leading role, but could this be more generic?

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Top Cat: The Movie (trailer)

Wed, May 16, 2012
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What’s a kiddie flick without a good animal-boner joke…

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Battlefield America (trailer)

Tue, May 15, 2012
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The Little Rascals rumble-dance in a military-themed competition, thereby keeping our children mobilized for war at any moment.

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The Amazing Spider-Man (trailer)

Mon, May 14, 2012
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Spoiler: looks like Stark Tower is gonna get smashed up for the second time this summer. And it’s not even summer yet.

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Chernobyl Diaries (trailer)

Fri, May 11, 2012
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“Stay away from the abandoned Eastern European radiation disaster zone!” is the new “Don’t go in the creepy empty murder house at the end of the road!”

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Hick (trailer)

Thu, May 10, 2012
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What is this, Lolita on the Road? This cannot possible go wrong.

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The Raid (aka The Raid: Redemption) (trailer)

Wed, May 09, 2012
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Yup, just what I’m looking for: more inventive ways people can be killed onscreen.

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Piranha 3DD (trailer)

Tue, May 08, 2012
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I look forward to the next installment in the series, Piranha PP, where it’s all fun jolly penises bouncing in the camera.

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That’s My Boy (redband and greenband trailers)

Mon, May 07, 2012
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Difficult as it may be to believe, the greenband trailer for this film is far more offensive than the redband…

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