The Little Prince (retro trailer)
The Little Prince looks like one of the Children of the Damned. Did they mean to do that?
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The Raven (trailer)
Edgar Allan Poe solves mysteries! And he’s played by John Cusack. I am so there for this, and it had better not suck.
The Big Year (trailer)
It’s Eat Pray Love for guys!
The Avengers (trailer)
This movie is supposed to be for boys? It’s for movies like this that women are multi-orgasmic.
Sleeping Beauty (trailer)
Emily Browning got to play a prostitute in Sucker Punch, and now here she is again in Sleeping Beauty playing a completely different kind of prostitute.
Melancholia (trailer)
Kirst Dunset gets married, and is sad, and that makes the world end. Apparently.
The Three Musketeers (1948) (retro trailer)
Unlike Paul W.S. Anderson’s sure-to-be opus, this one doesn’t have 3D. But there are some painted backgrounds that are fairly hilarious.
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (international trailer)
At least it doesn’t use the “Evil shall with evil be expelled” tagline. That was really starting to bother me…
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (trailer)
Oh, I’m sure the movie is thoroughly disgusting, inhumane, and pointless. But what’s sorta more disgusting is all the oneupmanship going on over the promotion of it.
Martha Marcy May Marlene (trailer)
Lovely trailer. Evocative, moody, stylish.
