trailer break: ‘Priest 3D’
It looks like a joke, something invented to poke fun at the excesses and ludicrousies of comic book storytelling…
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trailer break: ‘After the Apocalypse’
The title makes it sound like a cheesy Syfy Saturday night movie, but it’s a real-life horror story about how the Soviet Union nuked its own people…
trailer break: ‘Something Borrowed’
I know the movie is going to fully expect me to find its shittery charming and funny and wise and heartwarming. *grrr*
trailer break: ‘Transformers: Dark of the Moon’
I guarantee you that Michael Bay is having eight kinds of orgasms just thinking about the fact that we’re all watching all these lovely explosions in his new trailer today…
trailer break: ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2’
Wow! Looks like maybe the Harry Potter finale will do the series justice…
trailer break: ‘Dylan Dog: Dead of Night’
Apparently Dylan Dog is a thing if you’re into obscure Italian comic books…
trailer break: ‘Bridesmaids’
It’s The Hangover for girls.
trailer break: ‘Another Earth’
It’s science fiction, but not as we know it. Not as we know it at the movies, usually, at least. Hoorah!
trailer break: ‘The Greatest Movie Ever Sold’
As you may have heard, the official title of this flick is POM Wonderful Presents The Greatest Movie Ever Sold. Tee-hee. I’m still not gonna drink POM Wonderful, though.
trailer break: ‘Anonymous’
It’s the hottest conspiracy theory of the 16th century! Shakespeare was born in Kenya, I tell you! Kenya!
