trailer break: ‘Meek’s Cutoff’
Well, now, we don’t see Westerns that look like this very often. Looks like what the West was probably actually like, that is: dangerous and lonely.
Well, now, we don’t see Westerns that look like this very often. Looks like what the West was probably actually like, that is: dangerous and lonely.
Vin Diesel and The Rock in the same movie? Is that even legal?
Wow! What an inspirational movie! What? You mean that’s not the movie? That’s just an ad for the movie?
“Let’s go see the new 3D Werner Herzog movie!” Truly, that must be one of the most unexpected sentences ever.
Little tire hates bunnies. Little tire blows things up with its mind, er, tread, um, something.
I ask this in all sincerity: What the fuck?
Great cast: Emily Watson, David Wenham, Hugo Weaving. Anything to make yet another real-life sad tale go down easier.
Oh, I hope this is funny. Other people’s thwarted dreams and missed opportunities usually make me want to cry, so I hope this is funny instead.
I just love seeing male fantasies and male inadequacies played out in children’s cartoons about talking animals.
Oh my god, what did they do to Chris Evans to make him look so scrawny? Please tell me that’s CGI… (It’s okay: I know it’s CGI.)