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trailer break: ‘The Roommate’

Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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Bitches be crazy! In the shower!

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trailer break: ‘Fast Five’

Fri, Jan 14, 2011
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True fact: Fast cars are actually fueled by women’s asses in spandex, not by petroleum-derived gasoline, as is commonly believed.

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trailer break: ‘Your Highness’

Thu, Jan 13, 2011
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Rumor has it this is meant to be a comedy. I don’t see it, myself. Unless… oh, I get it: Your Highness. It’s a pot joke. Oh, that is clever.

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trailer break: ‘John Carpenter’s The Ward’

Wed, Jan 12, 2011
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It’s just like Shutter Island, except with girls in the shower!

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trailer break: ‘Limitless’

Tue, Jan 11, 2011
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I knew it! Bradley Cooper is not a normal human being: he’s super-duper posthuman awesome. No mere frail mortal human could possibly look like that.

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trailer break: ‘Dirk Gently’

Mon, Jan 10, 2011
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Anyone catch this? Any good? Not sure I’d have gone with Stephen Mangan for Gently, but they don’t ask me these things.

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trailer break: ‘Sucker Punch’

Fri, Jan 07, 2011
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Hey, it’s a newfangled chicks-in-prison exploitation flick! We haven’t had one of those in a while.

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trailer break: ‘Plastic Planet’

Thu, Jan 06, 2011
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Mmmm, plastic in the water. Plastic in our blood. Progress!

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trailer break: ‘The Illusionist’

Wed, Jan 05, 2011
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A new film from the director of The Triplets of Belleville has gotta be a good thing…

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trailer break: ‘The Rite’

Tue, Jan 04, 2011
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Will the 187,543rd movie about exorcism be any more rationale than 99.99 percent of the rest of them? One hopes…

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