trailer break: ‘The Roommate’
Bitches be crazy! In the shower!
Bitches be crazy! In the shower!
True fact: Fast cars are actually fueled by women’s asses in spandex, not by petroleum-derived gasoline, as is commonly believed.
Rumor has it this is meant to be a comedy. I don’t see it, myself. Unless… oh, I get it: Your Highness. It’s a pot joke. Oh, that is clever.
It’s just like Shutter Island, except with girls in the shower!
I knew it! Bradley Cooper is not a normal human being: he’s super-duper posthuman awesome. No mere frail mortal human could possibly look like that.
Anyone catch this? Any good? Not sure I’d have gone with Stephen Mangan for Gently, but they don’t ask me these things.
Hey, it’s a newfangled chicks-in-prison exploitation flick! We haven’t had one of those in a while.
Mmmm, plastic in the water. Plastic in our blood. Progress!
A new film from the director of The Triplets of Belleville has gotta be a good thing…
Will the 187,543rd movie about exorcism be any more rationale than 99.99 percent of the rest of them? One hopes…