trailer break: ‘No Strings Attached’
I bet there isn’t a single giant evil marshmallow mascot stomping on a single church in the whole movie to break up the monotony…
trailers
retro trailer: ‘Holiday Inn’
Of course, one of the holidays is New Year’s Eve…
trailer break: ‘The Heart Specialist’
The trailer looks like a bad parody from a particularly depressing episode of Saturday Night Live. (Ed Asner?)
trailer break: ‘Falling Skies’
Like 80s V, only better than the terrible ABC redo that’s about to return.
trailer break: ‘Hanna’
An action fantasy movie about a girl? Awesome. More like this, please.
trailer break: ‘The Dilemma’
Welcome to the craptacular movies of January.
trailer break: ‘The Way Back’
Reminds me of Alive!, about the rugby players who walked out of the Andes…
trailer break: ‘Animals United’
We really should worry about what happens when the rest of the natural world figures out that the upright simians at the top of the food chain have not been responsible stewards of the planet…
trailer break: ‘Sanctum’
Poor Ioan Gruffudd. He was gonna be such a big star after Horatio Hornblower…
trailer break: ‘Trollhunter’
Nice to see a story about a fantasy mythology that isn’t drawing on the Anglo-Saxon well that is running dry…
