trailer break: ‘Thor’
Oh, dear. This is going to be very silly, isn’t it?
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trailer break: ‘Water for Elephants’
To escape the hell that is the Twilight movies, poor Robert Pattinson has run away to join the circus.
retro trailer: ‘Victor Victoria’
RIP Blake Edwards (1922–2010).
trailer break: ‘Cowboys & Aliens’
Oooo, Old West alien abduction! Missing time! Tracking implants! With six-shooters!
trailer break: ‘Battle: Los Angeles’
Oh please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please let this not suck.
trailer break: ‘Just Go With It’
Why? Why must we be continually subjected to Adam Sandler? Why won’t he just go away?
trailer break: ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’
Hoorah! A woman pirate who actually gets to do piratey things, and is played by Penelope Cruz? Awesome!
trailer break: ‘The Lincoln Lawyer’
Ah, the title makes it sound so elegant, so principled, so righteous — surely, this is a film about a lawyer with the honor and dignity of Abe Lincoln, right?
retro trailer: ‘Miracle on 34th Street’
Neat! A meta trailer from before meta was cool.
trailer break: ‘Chatroom’
It’s Facebook: The Faux J-Horror Teen Thriller! Don’t go on the Net alone!
Chatroom opens in the U.K. on December 22; no U.S. or Canadian release date has been announced.
