trailer break: ‘Yogi Bear’
Oh god make it stop. Please, someone, make it stop. Make it stop in 3D.
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trailer break: ‘Gulliver’s Travels’
I can’t wait to see how the film applies Swiftian satire on government, corruption, and religious tribalism to the modern 21st-century world.
trailer break: ‘Rabbit Hole’
At least the usual pap some people feel the need to spout when we lose loved ones gets a smackdown here. I hope that’s a sign that the rest of the movie is as honest about grief, and not falsely sentimental about loss and recovery.
trailer break: ‘Casino Jack’
This looks like GoodFellas… but Henry Hill and the mafia could only dream of the kind of crimes Jack Abramoff committed.
trailer break: ‘The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader’
Behold the Generic Fantasy Movie Trailer! What’s the movie about? Who knows? Who cares? It’s got dragons and talking mice and lions who can do magic and minotaurs with working-class accents and cute kids having adventures and some more dragons. And it’s in 3D!
trailer break: ‘Somewhere’
Bored rich guy is bored with his privileged life… until a little girl makes it all better. Hoorah!
trailer break: ‘The Company Men’
Here’s the new American dream, right here in a cheery-gloomy movie just in time for the holidays that no one will be able to celebrate this year, except maybe in a Tiny Tim sort of way.
trailer break: ‘The Warrior’s Way’
This looks so terrible that it might cross over into the accidentally genius.
trailer break: ‘Heartless’
I can’t tell from this trailer what the film is about, but I can tell that it looks pretty creepy and gruesome, and that it’s got a great cast (I especially love Jim Sturgess). So I guess I’m in…
trailer break: ‘Country Strong’
The title makes me think of WristStrong, Stephen Colbert’s parody charity movement against wrist violence… and what we know about the film so far seems to imply that being country strong means taking strength from jealousy and substance abuse.
