trailer break: ‘Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale’
Oh man, I hope the film is as hilarious as the trailer. Holding Santa for ransom? Who’s gonna pay: the UN? All the children of the world? Is Jack Skellington behind this?
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trailer break: ‘Love and Other Drugs’
Ooo, it’s the romantic comedy sociopaths have been waiting for!
trailer break: ‘The Tourist’
I bet Angelina Jolie isn’t sorry she got Johnny Depp involved in this at all. I bet she’s loving it…
trailer break: ‘Blue Valentine’
This is the movie that the MPAA thinks is so hot and steamy and sexy and inappropriate for children to see that they slapped it with an NC17…
trailer break: ‘Faster’ redband trailer
I can’t really tell what this movie is about except that Dwayne Johnson is really pissed…
trailer break: ‘Four Lions’
I’m so glad I had not seen this trailer before I saw the film. Because although it does not truly capture how hilarious the movie is, there are things in it that I screamed with laughter at because they were so startling, and I wouldn’t have been as startled if I’d been primed for them by the trailer.
trailer break: ‘Inside Job’
I’m really starting to wonder what the point of these documentaries is. No one is being convinced of anything, no minds are being changed, and nothing gets done in response.
trailer break: ‘The Nutcracker in 3D’
It used to be a ballet. Now it’s an action movie. Hooray!
trailer break: ‘Another Year’
Oh dear. Mike Leigh’s new film looks like a multi-hankie weepie. Can’t wait.
retro trailer: ‘Halloween’
This trailer is as boring as the actual film, but at least it’s shorter.
