watch it: “Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody”
“Like Wolf Blitzer, Molly is fiercely protective of Dr. Sanjay Gupta”: Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody God bless The Onion.
“Like Wolf Blitzer, Molly is fiercely protective of Dr. Sanjay Gupta”: Girl Raised From Birth By Wolf Blitzer Taken Into Protective Custody God bless The Onion.
The Empire got rhythm: (h/t reader LaSargenta)
The man in absolutely unflappable. It’s like his superpower is the ability to remain absolutely dead calm even in the face of outrageous, um, outrage. I started posting Obama’s weekly addresses because I thought they were an interesting step into the Internet age for communication between our leaders and our populace. I saw them as … more…
Warning: Do not attempt.
Be sure to rub Baby’s face in the carcinogens on your head for maximum effect:
The Force is with Improv Everywhere:
A little bit NSFW. Remember the puppet sex scene in Team America: World Police? Like that. (video after the jump) Puppet High – watch more funny videos (via Cinematical)
Alison Nastasi at Cinematical, where I found this, says that Harry Hanrahan has here gathered “some of cinema’s funniest and most profane put-downs.” So, if these are the greatest insults in movie history — and perhaps they are; perhaps they are — it’s distressing to see how many of them are gendered. How is a … more…
More help for vets can only be a good thing. Here’s hoping it actually comes to pass.
(via Jezebel)