watch it: “Make Mine Freedom (1948)”

Yeah, it’s a bit dated. I doubt anyone today would want to hear that things were actually pretty awesome during the Great Depression. And it’s both laughable and sad that it’s promoted as a good thing that Americans drive more cars than anyone else on the planet. We rock! Until the oil runs out! But … more…

watch it: “Universal Dead” Episodes 1 and 2

I featured the trailer for this project a few months back, and now it’s here. Episode 1: Episode 2: Writer Kelly Parks tells me that the Universal Dead team is finalizing talks for a studio-backed feature version. (I bet we see more projects originating online in coming years.) Monitor the YouTube channel for SpatterTelevision for … more…

watch it: “Why Twilight Is Popular”

Hello, men! I’d like to point out that, despite what this video states, there are gals everywhere — not just guys everywhere — who are dumbfounded by Twilight and don’t understand why it’s so damn popular. That is, not all gals everywhere have been totally brainwashed by Twilight. What’s more, men, I’d like to point … more…

watch it: “The World’s First Bionic Cat”

Oscar from Jersey lost his rear paws in a terrible accident, but he’s walking around again: And more video of Oscar: I love how the cat, in this second video, is all like, “What? I’m walkin’ here! Lemme alone!” (*sigh* He looks like my Andie, who died many years ago, and without bionic feet.) More … more…