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Need for Speed review: might as well be based on a breakfast cereal

Thu, Mar 13, 2014
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Thinks it’s poetical and epic, and the more dramatic it thinks it’s being, the more hilariously histrionic it all is.

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300: Rise of an Empire review: Artemisia rocks

Tue, Mar 04, 2014
32 comments

Eva Green stalks this movie with pride and honor, and is almost the only thing worth watching amidst frenetic CGI battles and endless ancient carnage.

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Stalingrad review: life among the ruins

Thu, Feb 20, 2014
15 comments

Russia’s first 3D IMAX spectacle is visually intense, but I never warmed to a story meant to be about human resilience.

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Planes: Fire & Rescue trailer: someone make it stop

Fri, Feb 07, 2014
5 comments

I thought I knew how atrocious a sequel to Planes could be. And then I saw this trailer, and was humbled.

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I, Frankenstein review: beware, for it is pointless

Fri, Jan 31, 2014
3 comments

It’s alive! In a technical sense: images flicker on the screen, etc. But it is a soulless, unholy monstrosity. Behold: the movie without a protagonist!

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts (86th Academy Awards) review

Thu, Jan 30, 2014
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The French “Mr. Hublot” creates an utterly real yet completely fantastical world, a palpable steampunk environment of gorgeous mechanical loveliness.

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Doctor Who blogging: “The Day of the Doctor”

Sun, Nov 24, 2013
65 comments

I’ve been hard on Steven Moffat during his tenure as Doctor Who showrunner. But he got it right with “The Day of the Doctor.” He got it really, really right.

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evening clickbait: Batkid gets his own theme music; Rex Reed hates the nonexistent 3D Hunger Games; the most social-media savvy country; men in ridiculous “sexy” poses

Thu, Nov 21, 2013
13 comments

Stuff I found on the Net today.

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Gravity movie review: nowhere to go but down (London Film Festival)

Fri, Nov 08, 2013
43 comments

Stunningly accomplished space survival adventure: heartstopping and heartbreaking; the best film of 2013. Just don’t call it science fiction.

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Doctor Who thing: tix for 3D cinema showings of “The Day of the Doctor” now on sale

Fri, Oct 25, 2013
7 comments

These screenings are on Saturday, Nov 23rd, across the U.K., North America, Australia, and New Zealand, with some additional screenings in North America happening on Monday, Nov 25th.

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