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No, it’s not a lost episode of The Twilight Zone: “Just pull the ring — you never know what she’ll say next.” She could say: “Why don’t you love me anymore?” “Can I have one of Mommy’s Valiums?” “Just so you know, I buried the cat under the shed…”
I’m not sure which is scarier: the tiny man in the tank with his little boat, or the use of plastic as a selling point:
Who knew merely eating candy could feel so much like an adventure?
It’s not a retro ad, but it is cool: (via Jezebel)
I have no idea what this ad is selling, but it cracks me up every time:
I’ve always been annoyed that the subtext of most car commercials is, “If you buy this car, girls will want to fuck you,” but it ain’t even the subtext here — it’s the text:
Holy crap: As Margaret at Jezebel puts it: “IHOP Serves Up Pancakes With A Side Of Acid.” I’ve always thought there was something a little… creepy… about IHOP. Perhaps I have subsconscious memories of hearing this commercial in utero.
Maybe if you gals didn’t put so much crap on your faces, you wouldn’t have such trouble: It’s sort of ironic, because I frakkin’ hate those tissues that come doused in lotion. Disgusting and greasy — yuck!
These kids today, with their sharkskin jackets and their snorkle pens… That’s Vivian Vance, from I Love Lucy. Who else would you trust to sell you snorkle pens?
Poor Chinese baby!
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