Over the river and through the woods to yet another banal, anticlimactic attempt at storytelling from M. Night Shyamalan. And this time, it’s found-footage.
Have you been paying attention to what the movies have been saying — what the movies have really been saying — all summer? Here’s a refresher.
Let’s get our geek on for the coming year!
Listen for that faux solemn Charlton Heston-esque voice in your head saying, “And the planet was known as Earth.”