The Smurfs (review)
Incontinence — as the result of either as-yet untrained bowels or a terrible adult affliction — is presumed to be a major concern for the viewer here.
Are We There Yet?
January 15: DVD alternatives to this weekend’s multiplex offerings
We know how it is: You’d like to go to the movies this weekend, except the apocalypse has arrived, and you’ll be busy protecting your books from rampaging hoards of desperate readers. But you can have a multiplex-like experience at home with a collection of the right DVDs. And when someone asks you on Monday, … more…
The Spy Next Door (review)
One wonders what sins Jackie Chan could have committed in a single lifetime to warrant having an abomination like this pathetic excuse for a movie weighing down his karma.
my week at the movies: ‘The Spy Next Door,’ ‘Leap Year,’ ‘Daybreakers’
UPDATE: Looks like Daybreakers will screen after all. I’ll see it tonight. Pity me. It’s January, and I have to go to the movies. The Spy Next Door (opens in the U.S. and Canada on January 15; no U.K. release date has been announced yet) is from director Brian Levant, who is to cinema what … more…
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These reviews have moved — sorry for the inconvenience. Are We There Yet? Bertie & Elizabeth: The Story of King George VI & Queen Elizabeth Everyday People Fascination He Knew He Was Right MacGyver: The Complete First Season Nobody Knows Rory O’Shea Was Here She’s One of Us Sister Helen Spartacus Travellers & Magicians The … more…
