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Death on the Nile movie review: Kenneth Branagh steps in the same river twice

Wed, Feb 16, 2022
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This should be salacious! We should revel in the seething jealousy and simmering resentments! But there’s not much suspense or engagement in waiting for someone to die, nor in finding out whodunnit.

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On the Basis of Sex movie review: Notorious RBG’s origin story

Thu, Jan 03, 2019
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Coasts on the awesomeness of Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a way unadventurous if solidly crowd-pleasing. But the depiction of her incredibly supportive marriage to a feminist man is intensely satisfying.

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Final Portrait movie review: the not-so-fine making of fine art

Wed, Jan 10, 2018
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A bleakly funny, genteelly twisted gloss on the clichés of temperamental creative genius, via the relationship between an artist and his subject, one that questions the sometimes high personal price of great art.

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Call Me by Your Name movie review: met a boy cute as can be…

Tue, Jan 09, 2018
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You can feel the stillness and the heat of this sultry, sensual summer in Italy. This is a glorious romance about falling in love with life itself, and living with gusto.

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OFCS 2017 awards winners announced

Thu, Dec 28, 2017
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Get Out wins Best Film and Best Original Screenplay. Call Me by Your Name, Dunkirk, and Three Billboards also take two awards each.

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Cars 3 movie review: road to nowhere

Fri, Jul 14, 2017
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Three movies in, and this world of sentient driverless cars still creeps me out, and still does nothing except advertise a mountain of related merch for kids.

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Free Fire movie review: guns a-boring

Mon, Apr 17, 2017
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A 90-minute shootout that never makes us care who lives and who dies. In attempting to send up a cinematic cliché, this only becomes a tedious example of same.

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The Man from U.N.C.L.E. movie review: Cold War, lukewarm

Fri, Aug 14, 2015
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Guy Ritchie’s spy-themed GQ fashion shoot. Pure popcorn nonsense, sleek and chic and vaguely funny, but instantly forgettable.

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The Lone Ranger review: weak whiskey

Thu, Aug 08, 2013
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Limp and lifeless, this overlong and undercooked would-be blockbuster cannot focus on either the hard-edged realities or the magical mysteries it toys with.

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Cinema du Sanity: the racism in Hollywood issue

Thu, Jun 27, 2013
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Tonto-versy! Johnny Depp now just prank-calling it in? Special Report: White Men in Hollywood: How Are They Doing? And more!

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