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Brett Ratner

AWFJ 2017 EDA Awards winners announced

Tue, Jan 09, 2018
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The Shape of Water wins Best Film, and Best Director goes to Guillermo del Toro. Agnes Varda is Defying Age and Ageism, and Hollywood’s sexual tormentors are inducted in the AWFJ Hall of Shame.

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San Andreas movie review: 9.6 on the Ridiculous Scale

Thu, May 28, 2015
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Cornball disaster-porn melodrama… in 3D! Dumb, insulting, and bloodless. It’s Hollywood’s subconscious death wish brought to life, in more ways than one.

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Hercules movie review: he fights the lion!

Wed, Jul 23, 2014
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Grading on the Ratner Curve, this is a positive triumph. The cheesy clichés are at least passingly entertaining. You could do worse.

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how in the name of all that is decent can we fix the Grumpy Cat movie?

Mon, Jun 03, 2013
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Grumpy Cat the Movie is coming, and it’s going to be horrible, and you can’t stop it. But we can dream about making it better…

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is Brett Ratner the Antichrist? (and other adventures in social networking)

Fri, Feb 08, 2013
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Stuff my followers on Facebook, Twitter, and Google+ saw today…

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question of the day: Who should — and should not — direct a new Star Wars movie for Disney?

Wed, Oct 31, 2012
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A few shoulds off the top of my head: Bryan Singer. Brad Bird. Christopher Nolan. Joss Whedon. A few should-nots: Brett Ratner. Michael Bay.

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question of the day: Is there any better choice than the Muppets for Oscar hosts?

Thu, Nov 10, 2011
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Spongebob Squarepants? Troy McClure and Rainier Wolfcastle? Who else could we trust with this noble endeavor?

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Tower Heist movie review: Bastille on the Hudson

Tue, Nov 01, 2011
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For a film critic, there are few pleasures more satisfying than ripping into a bad movie. But one of those few is discovering that a film that you were expecting to hate — a movie that you had no doubts whatsoever would turn out to be utterly awful — turns out to be wonderful.

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question of the day: What do you think of Eddie Murphy as an Oscar host?

Thu, Sep 08, 2011
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There’s a long tradition of comedians and comic actors hosting the Oscars. But can Murphy pull it off?

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question of the day: What do you dread most about Brett Ratner’s upcoming Oscars ceremony?

Fri, Aug 05, 2011
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The homophobia? The racism? The sexism? The fact that he may just blow up the auditorium in a fit of impotent childish rage?

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