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Cabin in the Woods

Good Boy movie review: horrors beyond canine comprehension

Tue, Sep 30, 2025
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A haunted house movie from the dog’s perspective. No cheap gimmick but an absolute marvel, strikingly original and deeply affecting. An interspecies love story without a lick of phony sentimentality.

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daily scream: this ultimate horror movie works on levels you didn’t even know existed

Fri, Oct 13, 2023
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2012’s The Cabin in the Woods is on Max in the US, Sky Cinema in the UK (and lots of other services!).

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Knock at the Cabin movie review: there appears to be an apocalypse happening

Sun, Feb 26, 2023
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There is only one thing worse than an M. Night Shyamalan movie with a twist ending. And that is one without a twist ending. Feels like a faith-based movie trying to sneak in under a disingenuous wire.

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Censor movie review: the horror of the persistence of memory

Fri, Oct 01, 2021
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Ambiguous, introspective, thoughtful. As weirdly uncomfortable as horror should be, and rarely is, as it examines how these movies can infect us. Niamh Algar is terrific, and deeply empathetic.

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Bad Times at the El Royale movie review: bad times indeed

Thu, Oct 11, 2018
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A self-indulgent, faux-woke mashup of noir crime, black comedy, and Tarantino-esque ultraviolence. Some great performances, including a spectacular feature debut from Cynthia Erivo; shame they’re so wasted.

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Tales of Halloween movie review: buckets of blood, and lots of laughs

Sun, Nov 01, 2015
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The best of the bunch in this anthology of vaguely interconnected shorts are the outrageous and uproarious genre pastiches “Friday the 31st” and “Bad Seed.”

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Extraterrestrial movie review: no intelligent life on Earth

Thu, Oct 30, 2014
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Utterly empty. It’s aware of the tropes of the new mythos of alien abductions, but makes no attempt to find anything even the slightest bit fresh in them.

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The Babadook movie review: mother of nightmares

Thu, Oct 23, 2014
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Genuinely horrific and deeply scary in a way that draws on the most primal of emotions. A horror flick with rare emotional and psychological resonance.

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You’re Next review: the lack of suspense is killing me

Thu, Aug 22, 2013
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Oh, it’s horrific, all right: wooden performances and stilted exposition, punctuated by bouts of random bloody sadism.

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The Purge review: good, decent, patriotic violence

Thu, May 30, 2013
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Asks us to look anew — and askance — at conventions of cinematic horror while also engaging in startling satire of America’s culture of violence. (new DVD/VOD UK; also US/Can)

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