Machete Kills review: justice is bloody (hilarious)
Forget about the socially conscious core that fueled the exploitation engine of the first film. This one is flat-out, no-message action comedy, outrageous and hilarious.
Forget about the socially conscious core that fueled the exploitation engine of the first film. This one is flat-out, no-message action comedy, outrageous and hilarious.
Can this be as hilarious as Machete?
Inspired by Lindsay Lohan’s new dream of starring in a sitcom based on her own wacky life…
Of course, we have no power to ban anyone, and we’re not even calling for anyone to actually be banned. We’re just daydreaming about those people we’d like to think could no longer enjoy their fame and fortune.
Plus: more stuff about Charlie Sheen that’s too depressingly indicative of the times to ignore…
Plus: too many depressing links about the Charlie Sheen feeding frenzy…
It’s about why he’ll no longer make jokes about Charlie Sheen…
…on how the cultural embrace of violent misogynist celebrity Charlie Sheen and his ongoing meltdown is little different from other reality television…
…as presented by cats. Finally! A way to make celebrity meltdowns entertaining.
Did you know that Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future? I seem to vaguely recall hearing something along those lines, but now there’s video evidence… because Robert Zemeckis actually shot for weeks before deciding that Stoltz was wrong for the role.