Machete Kills review: justice is bloody (hilarious)
Forget about the socially conscious core that fueled the exploitation engine of the first film. This one is flat-out, no-message action comedy, outrageous and hilarious.
Charlie Sheen
Machete Kills trailer: trained to kill, left for dead, resurrected for a sequel
Can this be as hilarious as Machete?
question of the day: If your life were a TV show, what kind of show would it be?
Inspired by Lindsay Lohan’s new dream of starring in a sitcom based on her own wacky life…
question of the day: What actors would you ban from working in Hollywood, and for what offense?
Of course, we have no power to ban anyone, and we’re not even calling for anyone to actually be banned. We’re just daydreaming about those people we’d like to think could no longer enjoy their fame and fortune.
Conservative “sleeper agents” in Hollywood?; are we to blame for risk-free movies?; Michael Bay can now fix the blame for ‘Transformers 2’; more: leftover links
Plus: more stuff about Charlie Sheen that’s too depressingly indicative of the times to ignore…
Adult Swim is killing; 80s flicks that shaped our world today; can gays play straight?; and more: leftover links
Plus: too many depressing links about the Charlie Sheen feeding frenzy…
reason No. 185 why Craig Ferguson is awesome
It’s about why he’ll no longer make jokes about Charlie Sheen…
what she said: Jezebel’s Anna Holmes at ‘The New York Times’…
…on how the cultural embrace of violent misogynist celebrity Charlie Sheen and his ongoing meltdown is little different from other reality television…
the wit and wisdom of Charlie Sheen…
…as presented by cats. Finally! A way to make celebrity meltdowns entertaining.
question of the day: If Eric Stoltz could have been Marty McFly, what other 80s movies might have been differently cast?
Did you know that Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly in Back to the Future? I seem to vaguely recall hearing something along those lines, but now there’s video evidence… because Robert Zemeckis actually shot for weeks before deciding that Stoltz was wrong for the role.
