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Conan the Barbarian

Conan the Barbarian (terrible movie quotes)

Fri, Aug 26, 2011
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“Do you ever wonder if our actions serve some plan, some purpose spun by the gods? Or are we all just doomed to chaos and ruin?” –Tamara (Rachel Nichols)

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Conan the Barbarian (review)

Thu, Aug 25, 2011
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Born on a battlefield! Blood blood blood! Bone crunching! Burn burn burn! In 3D!

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Conan the Barbarian (redband trailer)

Wed, Jul 06, 2011
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“When a barbarian feels thirst, it is a thirst for blood.” So does that mean that anyone thirsting to see this movie with all the blood splattering out in 3D is a barbarian, too?

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