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Despicable Me 2

Minions movie review: the curtain of yellow mystique falls

Thu, Jun 25, 2015
36 comments

I love the Minions and I thought they totally deserved their own movie. But I was wrong. Or, at least, this movie is not the movie they deserve.

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my guesses for Sunday night’s 86th Academy Awards

Mon, Mar 03, 2014
4 comments

Winners are indicated. I got 16/24. Pretty good, if I may say so myself.

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things wot we learned from the 2013 summer movies

Fri, Aug 30, 2013
28 comments

Have you been paying attention to what the movies have been saying — what the movies have really been saying — all summer? Here’s a refresher.

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Despicable Me 2 dropped almost *74 percent* in its second weekend in the UK

Wed, Jul 10, 2013
5 comments

Maybe audiences are agreeing with my take on the film as pretty despicable itself…

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Despicable Me 2 review: a little bit despicable itself

Fri, Jun 28, 2013
81 comments

In an almost terrifying reversal from the first film, this is crude, racist, and sexist, in entirely well-worn ways. (But the Minions are still funny.)

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Despicable Me 2 (trailer)

Mon, Apr 01, 2013
9 comments

I’m not ashamed to say I laughed my head off at this.

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question of the day: What 2013 movie are you most looking forward to?

Thu, Jan 10, 2013
24 comments

Let’s get our geek on for the coming year!

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Despicable Me 2 (teaser trailer)

Thu, Nov 01, 2012
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The Minions: they crack me up.

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