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Fountain of Youth movie review: raiders of the lost art

Fri, Jun 06, 2025
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Hollywood has lost the ability to buckle swash. Guy Ritchie, shamelessly stealing from Indiana Jones, gives us a charmless treasure hunt that feels honed by corporate focus groups and cinematic SEO.

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I’m guesting on movie podcast SpyHards again

Tue, Jan 10, 2023
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I join special agents Scott and Cam to talk about the 2017 Doug Liman film American Made.

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Peter Rabbit 2 (aka Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway) movie review: carrot and shtick

Fri, Jul 30, 2021
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Cynical sequel — you know, for kids! — doubles down on the nihilistic money-grubbing of the original. Thinks that being clever and meta about its own disenchantment will win us over. It does not.

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The Little Stranger movie review: so many ways to be haunted

Fri, Sep 21, 2018
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A glorious gothic conundrum of obsession, delusion, psychological infection, and just possibly actual malevolent spirits. The most haunting aspect of this eerily enrapturing film may be the sly, maddening ambiguity of it all.

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Peter Rabbit movie review: splat the bunny

Mon, Feb 05, 2018
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Tosses out the very sentiments that make Beatrix Potter’s work so beloved and so enduring in favor of the sullen bratty championing of cruelty and disenchantment. Nihilistic money-grubbing garbage.

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American Made movie review: they’re quite bad fellas, in fact

Mon, Sep 25, 2017
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Style and humor galore, and a hugely entertaining performance from Tom Cruise. But should a true story of immense governmental corruption be quite this fun?

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mother! movie review: from WTF to STFU

Mon, Sep 11, 2017
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Darren Aronofsky’s self-pitying cinematic rending of garments is repulsive, transparent, and pointless. A grotesquely wrapped gift box of utter banality.

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The Revenant movie review: an extreme walk in the woods

Mon, Dec 28, 2015
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High-toned body horror that emotionally and tonally starts on one note and never deviates from it, which becomes rather exhaustingly dull.

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Brooklyn movie review: across the ocean to find yourself

Wed, Nov 11, 2015
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Beautifully portrays a very universal experience — not only of immigration but of growing up — via an elegantly nuanced performance by Saoirse Ronan.

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Project Almanac movie review: temporal d’oh!

Fri, Feb 27, 2015
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There are things in which horny teenaged boys were not meant to meddle. Like we needed the warning.

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