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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald movie review: the crimes of this movie, though…

Tue, Nov 20, 2018
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It certainly is MORE than the first movie: more incoherent, more confused about who its protagonist is, more crammed with contrivance and coincidence. Even the title is more nonsensical this time.

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Justice League movie review: grab ’em by the fanboy

Fri, Nov 17, 2017
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The cinematic equivalent of Trump and Brexit as awfulness brought upon ourselves. Incoherent and cheap-looking. There are no heroes, and everything is broken.

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them movie review: reparo movens ad imaginem

Thu, Nov 17, 2016
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Forget about magical creatures: Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them could use some help finding itself, and in figuring out who its protagonist is.

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Madame Bovary movie review: why woman why cry?

Thu, Jun 11, 2015
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A cold, sterile film, bereft of the spirit and danger Gustave Flaubert’s groundbreaking novel demands.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (review)

Fri, Aug 03, 2012
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There’s way too much crass and crude for this third outing in the series to do much beyond stoke juvenile disgust with human bodily functions…

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British Film Bloggers Circle announces 2012 awards

Wed, Feb 29, 2012
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The British Film Bloggers Circle — a new organization of which I am a member — has announced the winners our first annual awards…

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We Need to Talk About Kevin (trailer)

Mon, Oct 17, 2011
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Saw this one this morning at a London Film Festival press screening. Not the cheeriest way to start a week.

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