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Friday night fortune cookie

Friday night fortune cookie: Han Solo says…

Fri, May 04, 2012
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“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Bobbi Flekman says…

Fri, Apr 27, 2012
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“Money talks, and bullshit walks.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Rick Castle says…

Fri, Apr 20, 2012
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“There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Reg says…

Sat, Apr 07, 2012
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“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Willy Wonka says…

Sat, Mar 31, 2012
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“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Donkey says…

Sat, Mar 24, 2012
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“Have you ever met a person, you say, ‘Let’s get some parfait,’ they say, ‘Hell no, I don’t like no parfait’? Parfaits are delicious!”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Tyrion Lannister says…

Sat, Mar 17, 2012
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“Everything’s better with some wine in the belly.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Leonard Shelby says…

Sat, Mar 10, 2012
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“We all lie to ourselves to be happy.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Martin Q. Blank says…

Sat, Mar 03, 2012
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“You can never go home again. But I guess you can shop there.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Philip Henslowe says…

Sat, Feb 25, 2012
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“Let us have pirates, clowns, and a happy ending…”

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