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Friday night fortune cookie

Friday night fortune cookie: Maximus says…

Fri, May 14, 2010
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“What we do in life echoes in eternity.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Henry Hill says…

Fri, May 07, 2010
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“I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Forrest Gump says…

Fri, Apr 30, 2010
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“Stupid is as stupid does.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Mr. Miyagi says…

Fri, Apr 23, 2010
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“Man who catch fly with chopsticks accomplish anything.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Indiana Jones says…

Fri, Apr 16, 2010
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“It’s not the years, honey, it’s the mileage.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Buckaroo Banzai says…

Fri, Apr 09, 2010
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“Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: the Doctor says…

Fri, Apr 02, 2010
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“The illusion is always one of normality.” (In honor of tomorrow’s New Doctor Day — yay!)

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Friday night fortune cookie: Corey Flood says…

Fri, Mar 26, 2010
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“The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.” (referenced in my review of Hot Tub Time Machine, but worth repeating…)

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Friday night fortune cookie: Morpheus says…

Fri, Mar 19, 2010
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“There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Yoda says…

Fri, Mar 12, 2010
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“Do or not not: there is no try.”

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