Friday night fortune cookie: Kaylee Frye says…
“Hamsters is nice…”
Friday night fortune cookie
Friday night fortune cookie: Willy Wonka says…
“Invention is 93 percent perspiration, 6 percent electricity, 4 percent evaporation, and 2 percent butterscotch ripple.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Bill S. Preston, Esq. says…
“Be excellent to each other.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Dennis the peasant says…
“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Leonard Smalls says…
“You want to find an outlaw, hire an outlaw. You want to find a Dunkin’ Donuts, call a cop.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Squeeze Toy Aliens say…
“Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Otis B. Driftwood says…
“Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Phil Connors says…
“What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Harry Tuttle says…
“Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can’t make a move without a form.”
Friday night fortune cookie: the Dread Pirate Westley says…
“Life is pain. Anyone who tells you differently is selling something.”
