Friday night fortune cookie: Charles says…
“There’s nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection.”
Friday night fortune cookie
Friday night fortune cookie: Al Gore says…
“It’s important to rescue the frog.” (Happy Earth Day!)
Friday night fortune cookie: Lord Arthur Goring says…
“Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Butch Cassidy says…
”Don’t ever hit your mother with a shovel. It will leave a dull impression on her mind.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Buzz Lightyear says…
“To infinity… and beyond!”
Friday night fortune cookie: Belle says…
“There must be more than this provincial life…”
Friday night fortune cookie: Dorothy Gale says…
“What would you do with a brain if you had one?”
Friday night fortune cookie: Staff Sergeant Matt Eversmann says…
“Nobody asks to be a hero, it just sometimes turns out that way.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Ferdinand the duck says…
“The life of an anorexic duck doesn’t amount to much in the broad scheme of things.”
Friday night fortune cookie: Dean Vernon Wormer says…
“Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.”
