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Friday night fortune cookie

Friday night fortune cookie: Brisco County Jr. says…

Fri, Dec 10, 2010
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“Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Agent K says…

Fri, Dec 03, 2010
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“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals…”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Del Griffith says…

Fri, Nov 26, 2010
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“I’m still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Winston Smith says…

Fri, Nov 19, 2010
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“The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor. A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Winston Zeddmore says…

Fri, Nov 12, 2010
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“When someone asks you if you’re a god, say yes.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Dr. Gregory House says…

Fri, Nov 05, 2010
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“Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Linus Van Pelt says…

Fri, Oct 29, 2010
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“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan says…

Fri, Oct 22, 2010
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“Where there is risk there is also hope.”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Truman Burbank says…

Fri, Oct 15, 2010
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“The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!”

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Friday night fortune cookie: Reg says…

Fri, Oct 08, 2010
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“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.”

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