Friday night fortune cookie: Brisco County Jr. says…
“Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.”
“Never look too deep into the mind of a lawyer.”
“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals…”
“I’m still a million bucks shy of being a millionaire.”
“The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous. The essential act of modern warfare is the destruction of the produce of human labor. A hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance.”
“When someone asks you if you’re a god, say yes.”
“Everything sucks. Might as well find something to smile about.”
“There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.”
“Where there is risk there is also hope.”
“The early bird gathers no moss! The rolling stone catches the worm!”
“What Jesus fails to appreciate is that it’s the meek who are the problem.”