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Frozen

Frozen II movie review: the thaw sets in

Tue, Dec 03, 2019
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There’s magic here, and elemental spirits, but no magic and nothing elemental, metaphorically speaking. Rote and smaller than its predecessor. Even the songs are bland and forgettable.

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movie-related flash-fiction freebie: “Disney Dystopia”

Mon, Sep 02, 2019
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“Hey, so you wanna go to the disneys tonight?”

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The Huntsman: Winter’s War movie review: snow what?

Thu, Apr 07, 2016
11 comments

It’s a prequel and a sequel! It’s got girl powerrr and lady-hating! It’s a mashup of Lord of the Rings and Frozen! It’s all these things, and less.

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Cinderella movie review: fifty shades of ash

Mon, Mar 09, 2015
479 comments

A product of the Disney princess machine. Its highest ambition is to move a new line of toys. Or to evoke despair in the fairy-tale-ization of girls’ lives.

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Frozen now biggest animated movie ever; Hollywood execs to declare “Golly, people sure do like ice!”

Sun, Mar 30, 2014
30 comments

The success of this flick is likely due to global warming. People are nostalgic for cold and snow, you see…

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New York Times critic AO Scott is all boo-hoo waaaa grrl power

Thu, Mar 06, 2014
16 comments

Do you imagine that anyone — any single person — will accuse Scott of dragging feminism into everything?

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my guesses for Sunday night’s 86th Academy Awards

Mon, Mar 03, 2014
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Winners are indicated. I got 16/24. Pretty good, if I may say so myself.

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what would it take for a superhero movie to win the Oscar for Best Picture?

Mon, Feb 24, 2014
44 comments

Here’s an idea: tell a story about a female superhero who has to fight not only bad guys but cultural assumptions. Cast Jennifer Lawrence.

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Oscar Nominated Animated Shorts (86th Academy Awards) review

Thu, Jan 30, 2014
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The French “Mr. Hublot” creates an utterly real yet completely fantastical world, a palpable steampunk environment of gorgeous mechanical loveliness.

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“Arnold Schwarzenegger” as Mr Freeze sings “Let It Go”

Mon, Jan 27, 2014
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It took 17 years, but now we know that there is a good reason for the existence of Batman and Robin.

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