Middle Men (review)
Ever since he was a kid, Jack Harris never wanted to be a pornographer…
Gabriel Macht
female gazing at: Gabriel Macht
Another pretty blond boy. Sorry: I do mean to mix it up a bit more. But I saw *Middle Men* today, and Macht is in it, as a genius idiot moron. (It makes sense in the context of the film, really.) His character is amusing, but far from attractive. So I felt the need to wash my brain out with some pretty pictures.
Whiteout (review)
What’s a nice U.S. marshal like Carrie Stetko doing in a place like Antarctica? Freezing her ass off. *cue rimshot*
trailer break: ‘Whiteout’
Take a break from work: watch a trailer… Such a gloriously cheesy trailer! Forget 30 days of night — it’s about to be six months of night in Antarctica… and a killer is on the loose! And Kate Beckinsale takes showers in sexy steamy bathrooms! rawr! I can almost hear the ominous voiceover ominously announcing: … more…
The Spirit (review)
Bête Noir It’s been a week since I saw The Spirit and I’m still thinking about it, and usually that’s a good thing, when a movie sticks with you like that, but not always. Like, not this time. Cuz what I’ve been turning over in my head is this conundrum: Just how awful is this … more…
trailer break: ‘The Spirit’ trailer #3
Take a break from work: watch a movie trailer… Okay, so now I’ve seen The Spirit, and I won’t say much till next week, except, well, you can see that red light over the righthand column. I have been thwarted in my psychedness. I’ll say a few things that you can also see for yourself … more…
5 reasons I’m psyched for ‘The Spirit’
All this weekend! 5 movies I’m psyched for in December and 5 reasons why. No. 5: The Spirit [opens in the U.S. on December 25, and in the U.K. on January 1, 2009]. 1. Gabriel Macht. He is so cute. Plus, after years of solid yeoman’s work in such flicks as American Outlaws and The … more…
