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Hamlet

daily stream: Hamlet, but make it angry and green

Fri, Aug 11, 2023
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2003’s Hulk is on Hulu in the US, and on Prime on both sides of the Atlantic.

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The Batman movie review: to bat, or not to bat

Sun, Mar 06, 2022
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No snark, no spandex pantomime spectacle. Just noir mystery, Pattinson’s sad recluse a detective in a cesspit of corruption. Relentlessly grim, all darkness and despair, not escapist but of our time.

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loaded question: how long does a film have to be before it’s too long for you to sit through?

Mon, Dec 13, 2021
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Tell us about the really long films you have endured, either at home or in theaters.

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movies by or about women opening UK/Ire Nov 22

Sun, Nov 24, 2019
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Kasi Lemmons cowrites and directs Harriet, starring Cynthia Enrivo; more… [This post is for Patreon patrons only for the first month.]

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movies by or about women opening US/Can Jun 26–28

Sat, Jun 29, 2019
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Lila Avilés directs and cowrites drama The Chambermaid (La Camarista), starring Gabriela Cartol; more… [This post is for Patreon patrons only for the first month.]

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Hail Satan? documentary review: the devil you say

Thu, Apr 18, 2019
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Hilarious, provocative look at the wonderfully profane rebels of the culture wars who, with tongue in cheek but seriously, too, are trolling fundie-Christian America with their delicious blasphemies.

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Pitch Perfect 3 movie review: pitch, please…

Wed, Dec 20, 2017
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The slim charms of the previous movies have been tossed away in favor of cringe-inducing cattiness and a ridiculous plot. There’s barely even any music. Aca-palling.

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Murder on the Orient Express movie review: strangers on a train

Mon, Nov 06, 2017
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Doubly dated, lacking in humor and subtext, its impressive cast deliberately underutilized, this is little more than an exercise in gorgeous production design.

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Benedict Cumberbatch’s Hamlet isn’t a very good Hamlet

Sat, Aug 15, 2015
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Of course it’s fun in the “oh my god that’s Benedict Cumberbatch!” sense, but it’s a bit Hamlet for Dummies, or Hamlet’s Greatest Hits.

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“Benedict Cumberbatch urges fans not to take photos during Hamlet play”

Sun, Aug 09, 2015
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This is why we can’t have nice things.

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