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The Lost City of Z movie review: archaeology was his religion

Tue, Apr 18, 2017
6 comments

An adventure of the intellect and of the heart with the real-life explorer who inspired Indiana Jones, one more about the journey than the destination.

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Gods of Egypt movie review: those whom the gods wish to punish, they force to watch this movie

Sat, May 28, 2016
12 comments

Hilariously, casting white Westerners as mortals and deities of the ancient Nile is the least offensive thing about this crime against goofball cinema.

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why Anthony Ingruber *must* be young Han Solo in the Star Wars spinoff

Wed, Jan 13, 2016
2 comments

He doesn’t only look and sound like Harrison Ford, he’s got the charm and the presence for the role.

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Star Wars: The Force Awakens movie review: a new hope

Thu, Dec 17, 2015
99 comments

Charts a path to a future that refuses to get mired in nostalgia. Yet all the Star Wars notes are here, remixed into a glorious new arrangement.

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Pan movie review: a disaster of fantastically epic proportions

Wed, Oct 14, 2015
25 comments

An embarrassingly empty pastiche of numerous beloved action blockbusters, all frenetic action and soulless mishmashes of fantasy imagery.

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Slow West movie review: dark horseplay

Fri, Jun 26, 2015
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Michael Fassbender is never not worth watching, and his unique blend of cynical smarts and weary humor is perfectly suited to this bitterly funny road trip.

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The Age of Adaline movie review: time enough for love

Wed, May 06, 2015
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A pleasant and undemanding romantic drama that takes great care not to upset you unduly with strong emotion or embarrassing passion.

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The Expendables 3 movie review: like you care what I think

Tue, Aug 12, 2014
42 comments

In the vast conspiracy of stupidity that has overtaken pop culture, the disparagement of this movie by a film critic becomes an endorsement of a sad sort.

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Guardians of the Galaxy movie review: empty space

Wed, Jul 30, 2014
187 comments

Just another rote space adventure. It’s not actively awful, but there isn’t a single damn thing in the least bit surprising or memorable about it.

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the Force is with white men, and hardly anyone else [update]

Wed, Apr 30, 2014
107 comments

Star Wars is stuck “a long time ago”: in a 1950s mindset that was already outmoded when the first film was released in 1977.

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