I had this deep thought recently: Sigourney Weaver is the new Gene Hackman.
All those buff, nearly naked, totally gorgeous guys in Immortals? Totally gay!
It’s like if Samwise Gamgee wrote fan fiction about Greek mythology, and then Vogue magazine’s most outré photographers did a huge photo spread based on that…
Oh dear. More sand and swords and sandals and sorcery.
We’re aiming, by 2015, to ensure that no caped crusader, no accidentally mutated do-gooder, no vigilante crime fighter goes unrebooted. Won’t you help?