We Bought a Zoo (trailer)
I hope the animals don’t decide to help Matt Damon improve his love life.
Hollywood Reporter
things you need to know: if you don’t like a movie, you can just sue the people who made you go see it
It’s true! Amazingly, no one realized this until Sarah Deming of Michigan — who is suing the distributors of Drive — let us know this was the deal.
things you need to know: women with large breasts are whores, unless they wear burkas (this means you, Christina Hendricks)
Hendricks should learn how to be a modest lady and starve herself down to a size 0 A cup. Obviously.
the cruelest comment ever posted on the Internet
I know, I know: There’s been a lot of mean, heartless shit posted by trolls and assholes on the Web, but I really do think we have a winner here…
question of the day: How will Hollywood react to the death of Osama bin Laden?
Be afraid: The bin-Laden-is-dead movie may well be the cinematic equivalent of what we saw on the streets of New York and Washington on Sunday night: guys in baseball caps waving giant American flags and hooting “USA! USA! USA!”…
Weinstein Company has a fucking comment on the shit piss fuck PG-13 version of ‘The King’s Speech’!
It’s sort of like someone getting blasted by an atom bomb and then commenting on how lovely and warm the weather suddenly is.
what you don’t understand about Twitter; Facebook defriends Roger Ebert; Golden Globes in big trouble; more: leftover links
Plus: Katie Holmes smeared by mean ol’ gossip rags; Syfy picks up Web series The Mercury Men; the Internet stole Obama’s State of the Union address; more…
Paranormal Activity 2 (review)
I suppose there’s a sort of cleverness in the direction Paranormal Activity 2 decided to take. Sequels are typically about one-upping their progenitor films by being bigger, faster, louder, more-er of everything. But the filmmakers went in the other direction: They aped the look and feel of Paranormal Activity but made everything else smaller and lesser. It’s a bold choice, if an odd one. And almost entirely predictably, it utterly fails to pay off.
Chilean mine disaster: the movie; Justin Bieber goes to Hollywood; Muppets online; more: leftover links
Every week my browser gets cluttered up with tabs for stuff that I stumble across and figure I might be able to use as a Question of the Day or a WTF Thought for the Day or grist for some other post…
fair warning: ‘Expendables’ sequel all but inevitable
Sylvester Stallone: writer, director, *auteur*…
