Jason Statham versus a giant prehistoric shark. It’s never less — yet also never more — than you expect, and never more suspenseful or scary than it is cheesy. But whatev. Go, and enjoy.
Jason Statham teams up with another badass little girl… which makes him almost warm and charming as he kicks the crap out of villains.
Stuff I found on the Net today. (Well, actually, yesterday.)
So, even though this opens in the U.S. and Canada tomorrow, I am embargoed from posting my review till next Monday…