Did you download a movie illegally in 2011? You’re not alone…
Ooo ooo ooo! It’s I Am Number Jason Bourne Babies Goes to Hogwarts!
Can we expect to have Alex Pettyfer forced on us on a regular basis now? Who decides guys like him are to be transformed into movie stars? Ack.
High school is hard. High school is even harder when you’re a secret alien from another planet in hiding from big scary guys with enormous feet and weird tattoos on their bald heads who are after you for reasons no one really understands. Except maybe that you’re the last of your kind. Well, apart from your alien-warrior protector, who isn’t specially numbered like you are.
It’s amazing how many kids can do magic these days, because they’re wizards or aliens or whatever.